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Who am I?

How do you expect me to know who you are?  I've never even met you.  Geez, some people need way too much hand holding.  I wonder if it's all worth it.  Oh...wait a minute...I'm s'posed to tell you who I am...

Well, I don't want to, so there!

Okay, okay.  The name is Leland.  I'm getting old.  I'm overweight.  I'm going bald. Have never had good eyeballs.  And I make bad smells under the sheets.  (Bad according to my wife.  I'm leaning towards lilacs myself.)

I think that just about covers it, but if you really want to know more then clickey clickey here.

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